• Contact
  • About
  • Authors
DONATE
NEWSLETTER SIGN UP
  • Login
Yorkshire Bylines
  • Home
  • News
    • All
    • Brexit
    • Education
    • Environment
    • Health
    • Home Affairs
    • Transport
    • World
    emmanuel macron

    Does Macron’s loss of a parliamentary majority matter to us?

    Hanseatic League

    The Hanseatic League: continuing a long tradition of cultural exchange across Europe

    channel refugees

    Deporting migrants to Rwanda – another ill-conceived political stunt

    Johnson next to a coin

    The price of Putin

    The PM in a compromising position, by Stan

    Boris Johnson having sex in the office: a case of misconduct in public office?

    Sinn Fein NI Protocol Bill

    Is the future course of Brexit now in the hands of Sinn Féin?

    RAF Linton

    Is the Home Office planning more law breaking at Linton camp?

    Eton College

    The public cost of private schools: rising fees and luxury facilities raise questions about charitable status

    Johnson and Macron

    Mais oui, mon ami: Johnson and Macron display ‘le bromance’ and discuss a European Political Community

    Trending Tags

    • Johnson
    • Coronavirus
    • Labour
    • Starmer
    • Northern Ireland protocol
    • Brexit
    • Culture
    • Education
    • Environment
    • Home Affairs
    • Transport
    • World
  • Politics
  • Opinion
  • Lifestyle
    • All
    • Culture
    • Dance
    • Food
    • Music
    • Poetry
    • Recipes
    • Sport
    Shipping forecast areas by felibrilu on Flikr

    Norky’s ramblings: quintessentially British

    Nostell Priory, Wakefield

    Glastonbury? What’s Glastonbury? When the music world came to Wakefield

    Headingley Cricket Stadium

    A view from the Roses match: is everything ‘rosey’ in English cricket?

    Bettys' Fat Rascals

    Scallywags, scoundrels and rascals abound in Yorkshire (we do like our scones)

    'Woke' beliefs

    Woke and proud: Compassion must never be allowed to go out of fashion

    Eurovision 2022 stage - photo by Michael Doherty on Wikimedia Commons licensed by CC BY-SA 4.0

    What does Ukraine’s Eurovision win tell us about the politics of solidarity?

    Red Ladder

    Climbing the Red Ladder – bringing theatre to the community

    Kaiser Chiefs in Doncaster

    Kaiser Chiefs never miss a beat in Doncaster

    Bradford Council leader Councillor Susan Hinchcliffe, second from right, is joined by Keighley Creative representatives, from left, Georgina Webster, Jan Smithies and Gemma Hobbs.

    Bradford announced as City of Culture 2025

    • Food
    • Music
    • Poetry
    • Sport
  • Business
    • All
    • Economy
    • Technology
    • Trade
    Johnson next to a coin

    The price of Putin

    Eton College

    The public cost of private schools: rising fees and luxury facilities raise questions about charitable status

    Freya Osment from Northern Gas Networks

    International Women in Engineering Day 2022

    Rail strikes

    Millions affected by biggest rail strike action in 30 years

    conservative party

    The Conservative Party: fiscally irresponsible and ideologically incapable of addressing the current crises

    Yorkshire cows

    British farmers are being offered a lump sum payment to leave the industry – but at what cost to agriculture?

    cost-of-living-crisis-in-voluntary-sector

    Cost-of-living crisis looming for the voluntary sector

    Money on the floor - £20 notes

    The huge cost of Brexit is being seriously understated

    Financial problems

    Surge in bad debt and late payments indicate mounting business distress in Yorkshire

    Trending Tags

      • Economy
      • Technology
      • Trade
    • Region
    No Result
    View All Result
    • Home
    • News
      • All
      • Brexit
      • Education
      • Environment
      • Health
      • Home Affairs
      • Transport
      • World
      emmanuel macron

      Does Macron’s loss of a parliamentary majority matter to us?

      Hanseatic League

      The Hanseatic League: continuing a long tradition of cultural exchange across Europe

      channel refugees

      Deporting migrants to Rwanda – another ill-conceived political stunt

      Johnson next to a coin

      The price of Putin

      The PM in a compromising position, by Stan

      Boris Johnson having sex in the office: a case of misconduct in public office?

      Sinn Fein NI Protocol Bill

      Is the future course of Brexit now in the hands of Sinn Féin?

      RAF Linton

      Is the Home Office planning more law breaking at Linton camp?

      Eton College

      The public cost of private schools: rising fees and luxury facilities raise questions about charitable status

      Johnson and Macron

      Mais oui, mon ami: Johnson and Macron display ‘le bromance’ and discuss a European Political Community

      Trending Tags

      • Johnson
      • Coronavirus
      • Labour
      • Starmer
      • Northern Ireland protocol
      • Brexit
      • Culture
      • Education
      • Environment
      • Home Affairs
      • Transport
      • World
    • Politics
    • Opinion
    • Lifestyle
      • All
      • Culture
      • Dance
      • Food
      • Music
      • Poetry
      • Recipes
      • Sport
      Shipping forecast areas by felibrilu on Flikr

      Norky’s ramblings: quintessentially British

      Nostell Priory, Wakefield

      Glastonbury? What’s Glastonbury? When the music world came to Wakefield

      Headingley Cricket Stadium

      A view from the Roses match: is everything ‘rosey’ in English cricket?

      Bettys' Fat Rascals

      Scallywags, scoundrels and rascals abound in Yorkshire (we do like our scones)

      'Woke' beliefs

      Woke and proud: Compassion must never be allowed to go out of fashion

      Eurovision 2022 stage - photo by Michael Doherty on Wikimedia Commons licensed by CC BY-SA 4.0

      What does Ukraine’s Eurovision win tell us about the politics of solidarity?

      Red Ladder

      Climbing the Red Ladder – bringing theatre to the community

      Kaiser Chiefs in Doncaster

      Kaiser Chiefs never miss a beat in Doncaster

      Bradford Council leader Councillor Susan Hinchcliffe, second from right, is joined by Keighley Creative representatives, from left, Georgina Webster, Jan Smithies and Gemma Hobbs.

      Bradford announced as City of Culture 2025

      • Food
      • Music
      • Poetry
      • Sport
    • Business
      • All
      • Economy
      • Technology
      • Trade
      Johnson next to a coin

      The price of Putin

      Eton College

      The public cost of private schools: rising fees and luxury facilities raise questions about charitable status

      Freya Osment from Northern Gas Networks

      International Women in Engineering Day 2022

      Rail strikes

      Millions affected by biggest rail strike action in 30 years

      conservative party

      The Conservative Party: fiscally irresponsible and ideologically incapable of addressing the current crises

      Yorkshire cows

      British farmers are being offered a lump sum payment to leave the industry – but at what cost to agriculture?

      cost-of-living-crisis-in-voluntary-sector

      Cost-of-living crisis looming for the voluntary sector

      Money on the floor - £20 notes

      The huge cost of Brexit is being seriously understated

      Financial problems

      Surge in bad debt and late payments indicate mounting business distress in Yorkshire

      Trending Tags

        • Economy
        • Technology
        • Trade
      • Region
      No Result
      View All Result
      Yorkshire Bylines
      No Result
      View All Result
      Home Opinion

      Poke it and it wobbles

      Hecate takes a satirical look at the week's news.

      HecatebyHecate
      04-06-2020 11:38
      in Opinion
      Rainbow jelly, Photo credit: Mark Fickett

      Photo credit: Mark Fickett

      2
      VIEWS
      Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
      ADVERTISEMENT

      It was one of those days. C4 Dispatches had revealed the turpitude, disdain and incompetence of the government over Covid-19, doing its best to ensure the UK’s daily death rate was still higher than the combined total of the 27 EU member states. Barry Gardiner had taken the knee in a socially undistanced George Floyd protest. The PM had boasted to an incredulous world over his allegedly brilliant record in combating Covid. Non-cocooned MPs had complied with a daft pretence at being like the people: going to work to hone their skills in anachronistic voting and jeering, and doing the bat-shit Moggconga.

      So obviously, it was just the right time to manipulate social media over whether or not Piers Morgan had uttered a four-letter word that’s as common as muck on the streets of Yorkshire and elsewhere.

      All that to deflect from the chubby blond Tellytubby warning that things would get worse. In March he blithely told us we would lose loved ones dying prematurely. Weeks later, equally blithely, he tells us that the recession will be nothing compared to the tanking economy, imminent food shortages, cut to furlough schemes, death of small businesses and cut in university places.


      More from Hecate:

      • What is wrong with this country?
      • Where’s Boris with the hurty knee, Hecate?
      • “Boris is culling you” says Twitter

      In short, today’s generation of school leavers can expect a grim future and nothing from government. Well that’s a tad unfair – there’s Johnson’s hot-air and bombastic posturing vis-à-vis Michel Barnier. It won’t butter any parsnips but hey, that’s what England stands for: vacuity and disdain for the people. Let the plebs starve and die, and pretend they chose to because they rely on their uniquely British common sense.

      The world scoffed. If the UK’s doing it: don’t. If the US is: run as fast as you can and beg Obama to come back.

      The PM’s ear-piece spiked interest in PMQs, with Twitter concluding it proved there was nothing between Johnson’s ears. No wonder stuff went in one ear and out the other, said one Tweeter. Unfair, claimed another, it provides a herd immunity hidey-hole for Cummings. A hidey-hole from the mounting pleas from businesses, industry leaders, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland – to get a grip and take longer over the transition period.

      The dogma of ‘no deal’ compounds the crisis, destroys our wellbeing and extinguishes hope for school leavers, not just this summer but for years and years to come. Meanwhile, experts warn that no deal makes it virtually impossible to replenish the UK’s dwindling drugs supplies in time to tackle Covid Wave 2, let alone the usual hospitalisation peaks typical of winter.

      Some MPs dared go beyond wishing Alok Sharma a swift recovery and the PM good luck with testing the malignant tracing App: Twitter echoed with calls for Rees-Mogg’s resignation.

      Now @Jacob_Rees_Mogg should RESIGN as @CommonsLeader: for bringing the House into disrepute, and needlessly putting lives at risk. And the Speaker @LindsayHoyle_MP should return parliament to virtual proceedings only with immediate effect – tonight @Peston

      — Daisy Cooper MP ? (@libdemdaisy) June 3, 2020

      Little England was deemed nothing but uniquely brainless and teetering on the edge of a precipice without any safety net. Poke it and it wobbles was the verdict on both the UK and the PM. Spineless, gutless, deaf to reason, blind to joining the forward-looking, mature agenda of the EU’s German presidency beginning in July. A people led by donkeys, assassinating UK democracy, said @lunaperla.

      Yesterday’s derision over the government’s gross disrespect for us in ruling sex outdoors for business purposes with a sex worker is legal, but indoors on an overnighter with a partner isn’t, gave way to naked fear.

      ADVERTISEMENT
      Previous Post

      CBI: British firms “not remotely prepared” for no-deal “hammer blow”

      Next Post

      Difficult conversations to have while we still can

      Hecate

      Hecate

      Hecate stirs the cauldrons of political hypocrisy and deceit to shed some satirical light on the issues of the day, and revel in the imagined inner dialogues of the body politic.

      Related Posts

      Shipping forecast areas by felibrilu on Flikr
      Culture

      Norky’s ramblings: quintessentially British

      byPeter Norcliffe
      2 July 2022
      labour party conference
      Opinion

      Labour’s precarious tightrope walk to the general election 

      byJohn Heywood
      22 June 2022
      Popcorn being wheeled into Labour HQ
      Opinion

      Vote of no confidence: Conservatives have put themselves between a rock and a hard place

      byMartin Brooks
      6 June 2022
      The detriments of Brexit
      Brexit

      The Detriments of Brexit

      byYorkshire Bylines
      3 June 2022
      Integrity at Westminster, by Stan
      Opinion

      Does honesty, integrity, and transparency mean anything anymore?

      byJohn Heywood
      30 May 2022
      Next Post
      Photo by Matthias Zomer from Pexels

      Difficult conversations to have while we still can

      Want to support us?

      Can you help Yorkshire Bylines to grow and become more sustainable with a regular donation, no matter how small?  

      DONATE

      Sign up to our newsletter

      If you would like to receive the Yorkshire Bylines regular newsletter, straight talking direct to your inbox, click the button below.

      NEWSLETTER

      LATEST

      emmanuel macron

      Does Macron’s loss of a parliamentary majority matter to us?

      3 July 2022
      Hanseatic League

      The Hanseatic League: continuing a long tradition of cultural exchange across Europe

      3 July 2022
      Shipping forecast areas by felibrilu on Flikr

      Norky’s ramblings: quintessentially British

      2 July 2022
      channel refugees

      Deporting migrants to Rwanda – another ill-conceived political stunt

      1 July 2022

      MOST READ

      The PM in a compromising position, by Stan

      Boris Johnson having sex in the office: a case of misconduct in public office?

      30 June 2022
      Photo credit Robert Sharp / englishpenLicensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 Generic license.

      The Davis Downside Dossier

      1 July 2022
      Prime minister PMQ prep

      Brexit isn’t working – something we can all agree on

      28 June 2022
      Shipping forecast areas by felibrilu on Flikr

      Norky’s ramblings: quintessentially British

      2 July 2022

      BROWSE BY TAGS

      antivaxxers Charity Climate change Coronavirus Cost of living Creative industries Crime Cummings Democracy Devolution Equality Farming Fishing History Immigration Johnson Journalism Labour Mental health NHS Northern Ireland protocol Pollution Poverty PPE Starmer Travel Ukraine
      Yorkshire Bylines

      Yorkshire Bylines is a regional online newspaper that supports citizen journalism. Our aim is to publish well-written, fact-based articles and opinion pieces on subjects that are of interest to people in Yorkshire and beyond.

      Learn more about us

      No Result
      View All Result
      • Contact
      • About
      • Letters
      • Donate
      • Privacy
      • Bylines network
      • Shop

      © 2022 Yorkshire Bylines. Citizen Journalism | Local & Internationalist

      No Result
      View All Result
      • Home
      • News
        • Brexit
        • Education
        • Environment
        • Health
        • Home Affairs
        • Transport
        • World
      • Politics
      • Opinion
      • Lifestyle
        • Culture
        • Dance
        • Food
        • Music
        • Poetry
        • Recipes
        • Sport
      • Business
        • Economy
        • Technology
        • Trade
      • Donate
      • The Compendium of Cabinet Codebreakers
      • The Davis Downside Dossier
      • The Digby Jones Index
      • Newsletter sign up
      • Cartoons by Stan
      • Authors

      © 2022 Yorkshire Bylines. Citizen Journalism | Local & Internationalist

      Welcome Back!

      Login to your account below

      Forgotten Password?

      Retrieve your password

      Please enter your username or email address to reset your password.

      Log In