Confused about the lockdown lifting measures? Don’t worry, Hecate explains it all

“So can we go and see our granddaughter or not?” Boris spoke to the nation on Sunday. Well, I say spoke. He coughed up word salad like someone receiving the Heimlich manoeuvre from Dominic Cummings. We have to return to work while simultaneously not going to work. It’s Schrödinger’s lockdown. “Well, can we go visit? […]